{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the belt go to prison?","punchline":"He held up a pair of pants!","id":316}
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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?","punchline":"So time would fly.","id":389}
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