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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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