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NXLog is a multi-platform log collection and centralization tool that offers log processing features, including log enrichment and log forwarding. In concept NXLog is similar to syslog-ng or Rsyslog but it is not limited to UNIX and syslog only. It supports all major operating systems such as Windows, macOS, IBM AIX, etc., being compatible with virtually any SIEM, log analytics suites and many other platforms. NXLog can handle different log sources and formats, so it can be used to implement a secured, centralized, scalable logging system. NXLog Community Edition is proprietary and can be downloaded free of charge with no license costs or limitations.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How good are you at Power Point?","punchline":"I Excel at it.","id":128}
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Pio Joris was an Italian painter, engraver and watercolorist.
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