{"type":"general","setup":"Why are fish easy to weigh?","punchline":"Because they have their own scales.","id":298}
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{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
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Yamamotozephyrus is a butterfly genus in the family Lycaenidae. It is monotypic, containing only the species Yamamotozephyrus kwangtungensis.\nThere are three subspecies
- Yamamotozephyrus kwangtungensis China (Kwangtung) \n
- Y. k. hainana Hainan \n
- Y. k. mayhkaensis Watanabe, 2000 Myanmar
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